Girly Crush #2

I have a new girly crush. Tuesday as I was going home a girl got on at the Copley stop rocking a beehive. Seriously. Would I lie to you? Would I say something that wasn't true? I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you? But I digress, the thing had to be about 5 inches high, no small feet mind you. In addition to the gravity defying hair she was also wearing a red vintage polyester dress with stripes going down the front, a red blazer, red tights, and a matching purse and barret. I couldn't tell if she was crazy or just an individual or both. Also, she kind of looked like Lori from Real 10: Back to New York. I was really tempted to ask her if she wanted to be friends.