Are you in or are you out?

Michelle and I were on the phone the other night talking about how all of our friends are either getting engaged, married, or divorced. Neither of us has any interest in these three activities, for the time being. What worries both of us is that we'll run out of single friends to party with. So the seed was planted for a fabulous club that even marrieds will want to join, but can't. Ha! Yet there is still much work to be done.

To Do:
1. Name Club
2. Design Logo
3. Elect Officers (Um, did I already mention that I'm VP)
4. Decide on Activities (the three Ds: Drinking, Dancing, Debauchery)
5. Find Official Sponsor (My vote is for Sky Vodka)
6. Recruit Members (May be of both sexes, but this CANNOT be used as a way to meet other singles. If people end of getting together that is fine, but be warned that will result in immediate expulsion from the club. We must be sure that it always remains fun and doesn't become too serious.)
8. Create Membership Cards
7. Party like rock stars

Expect many events to be via sattalite connecting New York, Chicago, and Boston. This thing could catch on quick so sign up early.