Um, guys? I'm not really interested in a threesome, thanks.

I just have to vent about my extremely annoying T ride into work today. First of all I had to stand, so I was already a little cranky. I chose a spot close the wall behind a seat, a space which is actually reserved for the handicapped, but no one needed it. Some dude then came and stood facing me, just a few inches from my face. Then his girl friend got on and stood right next to him. As if it this situation weren't akward enough, they started making out. Since I was backed in a corner on a crowded train, there was no escaping getting a close-up of two strangers trying to eat each other's faces. Despite my best efforts to block them out with my book, I could do nothing about the noise.