There are few things finer than late night television

Some people eat when they're drunk. Some people call former lovers. Me? I have a habit of coming home from a night out and sitting on the couch and watching informercials. The latter day Edison, Ron Popeil always seems like the greatest man in the world at 3 AM when you are still somewhat buzzed. And I don't think he's aged a day since 1986. Do you remember the food deyhydrator craze. It is all thanks to this man.

Don't worry I don't buy anything, unlike some people I know. Seriously though, some of that stuff is amazing. I think my personal favorite item right now is the Magic Bullet. It's a mini blender that has some sort of mug attachement so you can make frozen margaritas. Now, tell me that isn't amazing. It also gets bonus points for having a name that sounds like it you might also find it in your local porn shop.