USA Air Guitar Championship: A Tally

Dumb Ass Judges: 3
Mullets: 1
Mirrored Sunglasses: 2
Capes: 1
Stage Dives Either Intentional or Unintentional: 3
People Banned from Harpers Ferry for Life: 3
Guys Dressed as Members of Lover Boy: 1
Beers Drunk: 4
Costume Changes: 1, by only 1 person
Slayer Songs Played: 1
Lectures Made on the Virtues of Slayer: At Least 5
Cute Bartenders Who Remembered My Drink: 1