Same Planet, Different Worlds

Lighter Guy: ...I really want to have a chance to do some more wake boarding.

Me: Like on Laguna Beach.

LG: I love Laguna Beach!

Me: Really! Me too!

Inner Monologue: Soulmates!

LG: Yeah, a couple buddies of mine and I went down there a couple of years ago.

Me: Oh, you mean the actual beach.

LG: Yeah, what are you talking about?

Inner Monologue: Aaaaaand not so much.