My Future's So Bright...

It's official, I've been invited to join the Who's Who Among Executive and Professional Women "Honors Edition". I never realized that office lackey warrants me a place among the tops of female executives and professionals. According to the letter I received, "Inclusion is considered by many as the single highest mark of achievement."

Keep your eyes open, next I'm gunning for the Forbes most powerful women list. Look out Martha or you will competing to be my apprentice. Wait, are apprentices allowed to have apprentices? Oh, well.