Garlic is the new Freddy Kruger

I was napping the other day and had a dream that I was choking on garlic. I woke up to find that my roommate and her boyfriend were making garlic bread. This isn't your run of the mill garlic powder and olive oil garlic bread. This is use-up-every-clove-and-cover-every-available space-with-garlic garlic bread. Trust me, when they make garlic bread you don't want to talk to them for about a week. It was nightmare.

Sure it looks innocent now, but given the chance it will choke you and everyone you love.