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Monday, January 17, 2005

"Hey homeboy, got some squares?"

This was a question posed to a co-worker of mine this morning on his way to work. Most of the day was spent trying to figure out what exactly "squares" are (besides us in the office). He asked me what they are, because I am "young and hip to what the young kids are doing." [DELETED] The general consensus was LSD (Who the hell goes around asking for LSD?), until I suggested consulting the Urban Dictionary. So what are "squares?" Cigarettes, duh. And I totally knew that all along. I just wanted to watch everyone else squirm. No, really I did. Oh, shut up.