I expect this kind of behaviour from the Fung Wah...

Signs that your Greyhound Bus Driver to New York is Drunk:

1. They almost get into 3 accidents before leaving Boston
2. They stop at a stoplight in Manhattan and take to the opprotunity to run to the bathroom.
3. They make this announcement "Folksh, thanksh fur coming on the Greyhound bussh. Be surh to take your belonginseh. I hope you had a good time. I had a good time. You're all such nice folksh. Nice folksh. You all are such nice folksh."
4. The driver's seat is littered with the tiny liquor bottles that you find on airplanes.